*goes a few hours without internet access* wow i’m so healthy and wild i could live in the woods
I asked my 6 year old sister to name the Smash Bros characters confirmed so far…
You remember that part (THE BEST PART) in Pacific Rim where Mako Mori says “FOR MY FAMILY”? That’s me right now with this job.
IM SLICING THAT KAIJU THATS A METAPHOR FOR MY LOW SELF RESPECT/UNEMPLOYMENT/DOUBTS AND FEARS IN HALF WITH MY SELF RESPECTING GROWN UP SWORD THAT’S ALSO LIKE SCOTT PILGRIM’S SWORD AND I AM DOING THIS FOR MY FAMILY TOO
So I haven’t really updated about my employment status, but I applied at Verizon a few months ago. The application process was a long one, but I got the job offer a while ago and I’m FINALLY going out to orientation. My flight leaves this evening and I’m out of town for two days and then I get to fly back as well. They’re covering all my food and travel expenses, plus I get paid for the traveling so I feel like a fucking baller. I FEEL LIKE A BIG BOY WITH BIG BOY PANTS ON WHEN I AM ACTUALLY A CHILD I AM A LEGITIMATE CHILD SOMEONE HOLD ME
No matter how dark it is
I know I’m not alone
Moonlight shines upon us